I was also at one stage a wet male nurse....my friend had gone out on the town for the first time since she had become a mother and promised she would be back by ten to breastfeed her little one....alas ten came and then eleven and...no mum...so I put it to my male pap which it happily ****** in lieu of mums and it hurt like f...f....don't make me say it. I took it off my paltry right male ****** and it howled and hollered so I would it onto my pathetic left male ****** where once again satisfaction ensued...but you have no idea as a male how hard a baby *****....I was in agony by the time she came back at 12 of the clock and gratefully and tearfully handed over the infant child. Never again I promised myself...never again. And I have kept that heartfelt promise made to my then ignorant self and never attempted to let an infant such upon my teats ever again.