At what point , does the liquor Start doing the talking? At what point do you cease to exist? Is it three shots, or four shots When the liquor starts talking You are buzzed but you aren't really ****** The people around you Notice you're slightly different The bartender says to you "no more drinks" But the liquor inside you, Tells him where he can stick it The liquor's in charge now, me thinks You try to control it You try not to listen You want to pack up and go home But, the liquor inside you Says, ****...keep on drinking I'm in charge now, And you're not alone. It happens so quickly The old you gets buried The new you comes out Between rounds It's funny, it happens When the liquor takes over And it does it without making a sound Some people surface when the liquor is talking The new person is much more fun But, tomorrow...you'll know that the liquor was talking When your head hurts at the sound of the sun Drinking ain't evil It's just a product of living life large But, watch out you people for when the liquor starts talking you know you're no longer in charge So, when does it happen ? When the liquor takes over Is it three shots or possibly more? You'll know, yes I'm certain when the liquor is talking That is when they will show you the door.