They will come in all colours with different sized feet From the girl in the chip shop to the Bobby on the beat Useful for something they could not quite reach They'll use what they can whilst draining you like a leech
They come in all shapes and sexes Hence the majority will be your one time exes Grateful at the time for the experience bold and new Now left on the pile just simmering away with the plenty and the few
They ring you when its something you never really expected A coffee in the park A chat on the past And then boom A cash loan in their pocket You'll soon get it back with a slap on the back Followed by a cheque that will never clear
They know their intentions but its never once mentioned This pain they cause to us all If its not money then its friendship This false sense of kinship That fools us and hurts when it falls
The user is a coward Desperate to climb that tower That you built whilst they weren't watching
The user is a prey Conniving everyday Just watch where your next step may take you