Here he sits all cool
waiting in his dressing room.
Before he takes the limelight
and gets the photos right
he decides to have a quick glance
on the forum posts by his fans.
And now we're sitting here
all delighted and full of cheer
coz the picture's so hot and yummy
we can even see the birds on his tummy.
All shaved and lovely tanned,
we admire his body in Robbie land.
Makes our hearts beat faster
while we're waiting for the master
to reveal the date of his album
that we're waiting eagerly to come.
Come on, Rob, let the news explode
coz being patient is such a long road.