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Question #1. How does food make it out my ***?
   --- Answer: The food you eat: grubs, worms, bees, hornets
or toads, plummets to the stomach where it gets swished
around & liquefied then, as slop, travels through your food
& **** pipes to eventually slurp out your ***.

   Q. #2. How can I get people to stop throwing rocks at me?
   --- A.: There are several blood types: A, B, AB & O.
Check w/the Red Cross to see if they'll pay you.

   Q. #3. Can I get v.d. from a bachelor?
   --- A.: No. I've never heard of anybody contracting v.d.
from a bachelor, least not in the good ol' U.S.A.

   Q. #4. Will Bob Hope never die?
   --- A.: The *******'s a 100 & can't last much longer.
   Update: the buzzard went belly up in 2003, praise be to Allah.