You see when I used to muck around I used to kidnap myself
Under each yeah mate yeah kid
And I will call out HELP let me out of this cage
I felt I was a bit shy which by all means there is nothing wrong about
I used to eat McDonald's and drink a lot of Coke in which I felt young and wild and as I moved around I had an itch on my leg
With people trying to pick me up and throw me in the back of the car
I watched a lot of kidnapping on tv because I had those weird previous lives
And as an adult I started to hassle me saying that I am not a family person but I really wanted to be a family person
Even if it doesn't make much sense
I used to want to grab young dudes untill I got caught
And locked up for a long time in which I learnt what kidnapping really felt like as I was locked in a cell for a weekend and I worked for Vinnies in Mitchell in which I stole some rope to kidnap myself in a toilet because the power of Ted bundy was capturing me and now it is still going on ya know he is giving me mental illness
And push me down with the suffering, not that there is anything wrong with that
But I am a man and I vow to keep my hands off the young
Because we must say that they are safe and my hooligan in me is trying to keep the itch in me
It could be the remaining sugars that is in me
I am on a diet ya know no junk food of any kind
Because I am a tad fat
And sometimes I feel like a big rough bully like the big kid on bad santa, mind you I know I hate being a big fat person
And I really hate being treated like I am too fat to be a family person
I am a hooligans kid
I don't want that
I feel because I used to be shy
Like sitting underneath my family while watching tv
When I do things I get itchy in the leg and I hate that