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Oct 2017
Lay off Barky & stop pulling Oinky's tail! My donut's none of your business. You'll never **** anyone with that gun. I never seen people like you. Let's fix our sights so it's one bullet per ******,
one ****** per outrage, one outrage per day.
   First revision: Repent ye ******* sinners! Repent before the Lord.
   “It's a sewage-treatment plant in name only!” I yelled as
chief picket. “Our sewage isn't getting humane treatment!”
   “What is this ****?” Executive T. Erd questioned.
   “You see!” I said. “That's just the top of the iceberg!”
{He's just in time for the holidays, Holiday Xmas Boy!}
Grover Cleveland, president, conversational tidbits in the Cleveland household when Grover {born Stephen} was young:
   “Hey Grovy, groovy knife!”
   “Thanks, I stole it from a neighbor.”
   “Groovy.”
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