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Oct 2017
Lay off Barky & stop pulling Oinky's tail! My donut's none of your business. You'll never **** anyone with that gun. I never seen people like you. Let's fix our sights so it's one bullet per ******,
one ****** per outrage, one outrage per day.
   First revision: Repent ye ******* sinners! Repent before the Lord.
   โ€œIt's a sewage-treatment plant in name only!โ€ I yelled as
chief picket. โ€œOur sewage isn't getting humane treatment!โ€
   โ€œWhat is this ****?โ€ Executive T. Erd questioned.
   โ€œYou see!โ€ I said. โ€œThat's just the top of the iceberg!โ€
{He's just in time for the holidays, Holiday Xmas Boy!}
Grover Cleveland, president, conversational tidbits in the Cleveland household when Grover {born Stephen} was young:
   โ€œHey Grovy, groovy knife!โ€
   โ€œThanks, I stole it from a neighbor.โ€
   โ€œGroovy.โ€
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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