Young man, don't you blame me 'twas the wind that lifted my skirt* I know not what you saw I wasn't out to flirt--
My dad is a Minister of the Imperial Court to the Crown Prince I'm betrothed your thousand love-poems I'll not read doubtless I'd be eternally loathed.
* skirt being blown by the wind is an idea from ancient Chinese poetry but the story and poem are totally mine.