Sing, you said, of the happy path life will take Of carefree, languid days and party-filled nights, Of endless summers at our home by the lake, Of Paris and Milan to take in the sights. So (my arm around your waist) I tell you this: Cinderella and Snow White both lived a lie. There’s no fairy godmother or prince’s kiss, No carriage ride to some castle in the sky. I will sing of liverwurst and fairy tales Of hopelessly clogged sinks and vomiting cats, Of threadbare lime green carpet and hidden nails, Of overdue bills and heated, pointless spats And how a smile from you will make any care Vanish like the dew into morning’s warm