Today I feel like a snail who took forty years to cross a road to find that the other side was the same. And you don't want to deal with the rage of a tired snail. It is sad to find yours is such an unglamorous totem.
Tomorrow I will feel like an old philosopher. I might even go as far as to offer advise (tiresome and languid), and will talk about my great and epic drift through the great gray dessert. And you will say, here's a wise man, without knowing that everything was a mistake. That it still is.
I warn you, I can change expressions, seamlessly. Remember this, cats can't smile, they can laugh or destroy it's world, with the furious sorrow and as slowly as a tired mollusk. And they will try.