Stuff that flashes inevitably smashes, falls apart & crashes, contorts
into a pretzel-bent, blended fashion to hamper Venezuelan schemes
of ****** Bolivarian crypto-interventionistical ploys of taco ration
that disrupt the quiet calm of our monkey-house's monkey-thrashin'
whereat tossing monkey muck around leads to dominancial clashin'
among ***** chimps whose flea-bit hides are prone to simian-rashin'
just like the 10 ***** monkeys in the cell they'd put Johnny Cash in