Tell me if you heard this one, I was at a bar, Ok that's it but the rest is mine, I was at a bar last night Sifting through slurs And undulating whimper On daily pestful subjects I thought should be left at home Or be drunken under the table, And in the jungle Of blurr a voice like a tiny God Came to me and said Things that didn't make sense But sounded so alluring at Ear's tickle, Such words shouldn't be Wasted in a bar with a variety Of urban sloths and various Creatures that remind Me to leave the bar at 1 Because I might take one home With me at 2. I took her words And sifted through them Like I imagine God would When He makes a soul, Saying, you're going to hell And your going to Heaven, Since I could tell her Verbiage was passive and rehearsed, Such beauty wasn't meant to be spewed, Under a tortured light That shows the faint Lines under everything I said to her, " Baby, shut up, lets make beautiful music together! " Little did she know She didn't have a chance, Poets never do against A musician. Suckers!