It's like buying a one way ticket
to Scunthorpe or Southport or God help me
Ullapool,
only a fool would consider doing it

It's like asking for a shilling when
the electric goes and you're sat in
the wired up chair

Knock bleedin' knock is anyone home?
is there anyone inside there?

Sawdust?

Knowledge is a terrible thing and ignorance is full of undercurrents which drag you slowly to your doom.