My voice began to change at 13 years old. Hair begin to growing in places it wasn't before. My feet became too big my nose became too small, I'm now all thumbs and I keep walking into walls. I'm convinced that this is a conspiracy contrived to put an end to me. A now gain weight just looking at cake, my ankles are swollen and I get moody all the time. I've come to the conclusion that this must be a crime. I'm just not sure how you can arrest yourself, perhaps if I think about it more and answer will come to me. Until then I have concluded that my body just hates me.