The prince of Romance or a Duke of Hazzard He heard She heard We heard This is obsurd Give me three quarters and He'll give you a dollar No smaller No taller We are what we are and what you are is a popped collar Popped collars and ballers all gather round Get up get down and take your bow No time for foolish games fooling fools fooling around, drooling clowns and skateboard towns where are the gems of the season hidden behind reason The reason for the season is you and what you are is not this treason Be real be right be left be anything but this silly game they all play All night and all day Just tell them to go away Stay you stay true and the real us will know the real you So don't doubt who you are or whether to walk or take your car Be yourself and rest assured you are who are but only thus far