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martin
Poems
Jun 2012
Bambino caro
See the young one's shining face
Freshly joined the human race
Chubby cheeks and wrinkled ***
Flailing arms and little tum
A life of learning lays ahead
But rest for now your weeny head
What this miracle will be, who knows
With his tiny hands and feet and snotty nose
Stop your mewling now be calm
You're coming to no harm
I'll hold you for a little while
Although your shrieks do cause alarm
Why choose now, oh little one
To exercise those fearsome lungs
And then projectile squirt
Green ***** on my nice clean shirt
I'll hand you back, you look much better
In your mother's arms
I feel I am immune alas
To your supposed charms
Quiet now, would I hold?
If you don't mind I will refrain
If I may be so bold
Left with an odour, a downright smell
I must confess
I don't do babies very well
What relief, they've gone away
Give me a dog any day
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martin
England
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