I’ve been a yes woman A sad woman A hopeful, naïve & reckless woman A hard-working woman A silly, giggly, late, clumsy woman A here for one night only woman A stupid, stubborn, weak woman An affectionate, elegant, sophisticated woman I’ve been a drug taking dancing queen A drunken fool, heartbroken and screaming I’ve been a silent soul on a route to nowhere woman I’ve been a woman on the run I’ve been a forever moving power woman I’ve been a friendly and loving woman I’ve been a bookshop and museum type woman I’ve been a hello poetry woman A depressed, lifeless, tainted woman And a smiley, angelic, beautiful woman I’ve been an adventure thrill seeker woman A I’ll laugh at anything woman And a miserable, grumpy, ungrateful woman I’ve been a mad woman But I’ve never been a man I’ve only been a woman