At dawn to the gas station, before the crowds Assemble in undemocratic lines Then hours of busting knuckles and language On the generator long-stored and ignored
All the old lawn chairs stacked and stowed away A “H* Storm Brewing in the Gulf” – oh, no! Water bottles stacking in the laundry room Hyperbole stacking on the radio
Menacing winds roaming among the trees - But we are ready with double-A batteries!