Don't blame this **** on me.
I didn't oppress you.
I didn't enslave you.
I don't support them.
I probably don't support you.
I don't want your guns.
I don't care where you're from.
It doesn't matter what you believe.
Have an abortion. Don't have an abortion.
Be whatever gender you think suits you best.
Be a pocket mulching vegan or eat goats raw.
The only thing I ask of you.
Don't be a ****.
See?
Pretty ****** simple.
Right?
Ok now run along.