there in the dim lights of the moon half-covered in dark clouds on the banks of the Pea river about where it meets with the Choctawhatchee in the down south eastern parts of 'Bama around a turn into the sandy banks we stood glowing it was half past four in the morn' my truck was stuck in the mud
and we tried to figure how we'd explain to your ex-football linebacker dad runner-up to the Heisman before he tore his Achille's tendon why we had not made your curfew and I was thinking I'd just kiss you then move hastily off to Mississippi when you said hey I love you
and it all changed I became Superman revved that Chevy like it was a four-wheel drive and we spun out of the soup mud flying everywhere and when I got you home
your dad saw all the muck and thought we had been lying out playing all night and beat me like a red headed step-child and you were trying to hold him back and I was reeling innocently
when he believed me a year later and invited me to a game of football on the lawn I just had to pretend my Achilles tendon was broke
when we made love finally two years later I didn't need any tendons