We must bury the deadest & revive the nearly-dead {before they become the really-dead}; we must celebrate our diverse natures & **** those who refuse to follow the prescribed dicta by which diversity is ruthlessly enforced. So strengthened are the ties that strangulate as to cut efficiently into neck tissue. A simple sampling through biometrics will solicit the need to eviscerate. The prolapsing of mitral valves maketh for sudden demise. A recipe for disaster, linguistically, involves dictionaries {unabridged} stacked 60-high, or Spanish-language primers chin-high...
   I would be consoled in the knowledge that my violent death was the result of fulfilling a passion. Clever arguments cause Oprah to wince, but never to convulse, nor turn spastic, nor to swallow her tongue. Violence begets our crooked elections. A storm settles the hash in re to those who would sling hash outdoors. Safety, theoretically, increases longevity.