Good nightie, the frilly kind. I'm more than just hairy **** and a good time behind the **** heap. I'm a cool, cold, foolish folly who's fool-proof..."Is this Alpo?" I asked the waitress.  The ***** slipped me a gob of Alpo! I'll vote to shred her amoral soul and never will I eat Alpo again. It made me bark & growl. I'm on a roll, a dinner roll. I have bent over backwards to bend my back.