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May 2017
Why is it important that normal people should be passed over for jobs to accommodate crippled people? ~ The preventative, treatment & cure for common acne (acne vulgaris) is vitamin B5 (pantothenic acid) and plenty of it. Fear not, you cannot overdose on vitamin B5 as it is water soluble. (This means that what the body doesn't use will end up in your urinary bladder.) Take B5 on a full stomach. ~ Why must people flail their upper limbs when they speak? Shouldn't their lower limbs go spastic too? “Gee Bob, why's that guy on the ground?”; “He's trying to tell me something.” ~ I see you got another cat. Where's your chihuahua?  That is my chihuahua. I turned him into a cat with synthetic cat hormones. ~ PROOF! Put Michelle Obama & a gynecologist in a room for an hour to see what happens.
   .357 & .38 bullets were dug out of John Lennon. Roosevelt Hospital destroyed his bloodied clothes & locked up his autopsy records to this day. His body was cremated within 36 hours. (Lennon had a phobia about cremation. He said so in interviews.) His attention-seeking assassin pled guilty thereby avoiding a trial that would have kept him in the papers & put him on T.V. for months. ~ Jimi Hendrix had massive quantities of red wine in his stomach & lungs. Years later his quiet, blonde, creamy-white girlfriend be-came talkative only to die "accidentally" in her car from carbon monoxide asphyxia. She was 50. ~ L'Wren Scott, who was 6' 3'' tall, hanged herself from a door ****. ~ Thelma Todd “committed suicide” in 1935 by carbon monoxide poisoning. But before she did the deed she decided to rough herself up with a broken nose and 2 cracked ribs. ~ Sonny Bono skied into a tree. There was a stranger's blood on the back of his jacket. ~ Adrienne Shelly was murdered after all.
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