You drink 1000 more beers
To feel like a real man
Yes you drink 1000 more beers
To feel like a real man
I am just doing my work
And I hear awful voices
Saying I should suffer for what dad went through
But I was young and stupid
And I am now a reformed character oh yes I am
But you drink 2000 more beers
To get a beer gut
And say you are a real man
I am just being cool like I always did when I was a young dude
I don't really want to get fought
That is for people who want to
And I don't want to
You drink 3000 more beers
To get yourself real drunk
Then go out and pick fights
It is hard to understand yeah
I like to party party party
But not with beer no