i woke up this morning with cyanide in my eyes, ghosts between my teeth, and the devil in my stomach. i looked at the clock and it read 16:34. though i slept for 18 hours it felt like i hadn't slept in 18 days. i was trying to get up but the blankets were wrapped around my neck, choking me, and my pillow was stifling air from my lungs. my sheets calmed me down and told me that 25 lines of shakespeare were too much to memorize anyway.