There was a young man named Cesar
Who presented a challenging teaser
He said cheer me up
Filling my cup
Don’t be an underachiever.

There’s a judgmental squirrel awaiting
For something truly amazing
Make something pretty
write something witty
Show him that you are creating.

There he sits looking proud in his tree
uttering you’d better please me
I don’t like disappointment
Or casual mistreatment
This is my official decree.

All the people jumped quickly to act
Cesar’s tough challenge was attacked
The judge was appeased
Members no longer were teased
The squirrel judge was totally shocked