I feel like a staple! Funny, eh! I hold things together round this place, In a mild-mannered old lady way, Like the staples in a book, I guess there's no need to sook, I am a helping hand today, Nothing lasts forever, eh? Avoid confrontations with the ex, Who carries on like old T-Rex, The old staple of their lives, I would do stuff anyway, being kind, Doormats do get exploited, eh, I feel it's a staple kind of day! Smile!!