"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," Said the blind cyclops in his customer review, which is filed in the Physically-Disabled-Yet-Still-Insightful folder of our Customer's Reviews. A folder seldom perused by our super, who seems to prefer deferring all menial mentally-unstable issues to those who are new to the feild.
I hesitate to inform them that "field" is the type of word that I've always been notorious for misspelling.