and then in the Land of April there was a foolish fool who did not quite have either the werewithal or the the tools to ably prank, the citizens of his town, those citizens did feel awfully let down by the foolish fool they often thought they may be better served by a mule so after much thought they caught a wild mule dressed him in a tutu of tulle and a paper crown and made him the ruler of the foolish fools foolish town the foolish fool gave up his foolhardly ways and became the keeper of King Mules royal maze