Here is my tribute to anti-football, We have a secret society, that's all, Step One: Boil anything ritually, Ignore football, you can cook tea, Step Two: Play fave music good and loud, The anti-footballers shall be proud, Step Three: Do fave hobby for hours, dears, While totally ignoring football, cheers, But I'm thinking about football in this verse, Could this be a paradox, or worse? Don't despair, any hobby will do, Any secret coven of one or two, Even, "Come and try my ales!" Shhh, this is a secret, let's say, Spread your anti-football germs this way! SHHHHH!!!!