Surreal Surveillance                                                     ­                                                                 ­                                                  

Put it on the bill; the man said
to the shopkeeper What! Am I a duck?
Cash in hand, please
The shopkeeper could not spell walked
into a bra and got lost,
Later he was stopped by a police agent
and asked about his two dogs,
they are at home, he said.
The microwave has not registered them
said the agent. I sold it yesterday.
In that case, he has yet to connect it
we have a listening device in his iron, but
since his wife left it is disconnected.
You must switch on your computer or TV
we like to know where you are and we
also, miss your dogs.