So the other day I put on my big, black hat and hobbled down town (Yep, hobbled as I fell stupidly playing in the yard pretending as though I was a kid and tore a ligament) I donned my black chucks and I was hot **** again for a while I threw on that big fur coat my grams left me And a few of her gaudy jewels Anyhow, I went down to "L" street and sat on that bench again The one in that make shift "park" where they lined up a bunch of big rocks and called it good I sat and looked at that giant lady painted on the side of that falling down brick building for more than a bit "L" street, The bad part of town where you can get anything Not named L street because it's L shaped, but because of a pill that apparently makes you Tripp I guess you can or could get them there, the L pills I mean So I sat there thinking and being mad Staring at that giant, painted, brown woman She advertises tobacco from 80 years ago and she's almost gone Flaking and peeling, Pieces of her lost to the wind, and to time itself She smiles And she's beautiful And I hate her But since I was 15, She draws me to her That Tobacco Lady, with her smile, and red dress and feathered hair She always smiles When it rains, she smiles When it snows, she smiles Hell, when half the ******* town burned That ***** smiled I cry, she smiles....