Humpty Trumpty yearned for a wall He needed it strong and free to install 'It's gotta be huge like the size of my ***** And clearly discerned from the far side of Venus'
Peligro, Mexico, mind his massive ego He ain't your mate nor your fondest amigo.
'I'll make 'em pay, so complete it real soon And spacemen will marvel When they stroll on the moon.
It's gonna be bigger and infinitely finer Than The Pyramids, Machu Picchu Or that crap wall in China'