Kansas is still where we left it,
caked in dust, oh
must we go back there?

We stayed with the wizards of wizardry
who magicked disbelief right out
of me
but
Kansas is still where we left it.

Under the rainbow of all I desire
with her eyes she stripped me and
set me on fire,
I leave the rest to your imagination.

Dorothy left me for Alice and
Alice left Christopher Robin,

the twenty first century won't even mention me
but Kansas is still where we left it,