I asked two of my friends "Would like to play with me?" They both nodded quietly, I asked mum and dad, If we could play 'tag', They both nodded quietly, We soon fell into an argument, I broke the tension, "I'll just be the one who tags.", They both nodded quietly, But it fell apart once again, I asked them: "Why?" The response soon came, "I never promised to play fair!" I nodded quietly,