1. Add a sufficient amount of cute, so much that you'll never stop looking 2. Add 3/4 tbsp of a killer smile, to stop your heart 3. Mix with 2 eyes, that you could look into forever 4. Laugh as you add the humor, so you'll always smile when they're around 5. Let it settle for 10 min, so that your heart gets used to not beating without them 6. Insert into oven at 666 Fahrenheit, it'll make you do anything for them 7. Take it out after what feels like a lifetime of waiting for them has passed 8. Watch them love someone else