Let me represent you
in the case that you sent me,
a case of the century
unless I'm mistaken.

Guilty or not
I can prove there's a plot
and a plot that has brought 
you
to law.

I saw you
you saw me
I know that you're
guilty and
if I represent you
you're going to go free.

**** me
it's a freedom for all
when the lawyers call
but I got first dibs
on the case.