I like heaven because it's a good life to live here on Earth. I don't like hell because it's a bad life to live here on Earth. Heaven is where you live if it's a nice apartment. Hell is where you live if it's a bad apartment in a bad neighborhood. Earth is where we all live. It's a nice place. But, hell could be living in a nice apartment in a good neighborhood but you feel like there are hornets inside of your head flying around buzzing and stinging you. And heaven is where you could live in a really crummy apartment in a lousy neighborhood but without hornets.