Long forgotten in poems and prose Are the tribulations of a person’s toes. Perhaps the likes of the great Ulysses Are all afraid that they will sound like sissies - If, in a battle full of strife and woe They should take a moment to say “ouch, my toe!” (though no one thought twice to hear Achilles squeal, “I can’t go on - I broke a heel” So go on and whine if you stub your toe - be like: “this little piggie went to battle - Yo!”