I am such an angry person and it's all because of you.
I would leave you today, but I know it would break your heart.
I mean, who else could you find that does everything I ******* do?
And when I'm stressed and anxious you can't even give me five minutes to talk.
You never try to make me feel better.
*******.
*******.
I hate you so ******* much.
Keep sleeping on my ******* couch,
you definitely need your rest for a big day of doing NOTHING!!!