Shyly quiet, hunched in servile pretense, the white coat of one seagull crunches old paper, ruffles wind-bunched feathers and waits astride a cliff-top fence while I, car encased, unwrap my lunch and admire views in a welcome break, but yellow-eyed tactics strut a strategy, to win open windows and ****** guilt in people who throw half-eaten crusts as easy pickings. Guile rewarded, fights begin for wily wings soon muster to shove others in screaming war as one feeding bird becomes transformed to four then ravenous dozens until not a crumb left as I close the car door on yet more skirmish. At hunger's worst, its gnaw serves self first by law of nature in the raw.