For a penny and a half we got A a pack of stinky socks For a dollar and a half we got Two baby singing birds Two nickels and a dime we got A bag of heavens light Come on man You know I'm on the level Haggling with the silver tongue I finally got his ring You won't believe how bright it shines Magic pulsing green So we rubbed a couple pennies smooth And pulled our cash together To buy a jar of lightning bugs That helped us see at night I traded up my trusty hat For a pistol with two shots You traded your last can of beef For a shiny perfume bottle You sprayed it and at the bottom Was left a little drop An old coat I had The elbows stained in mud I traded that for a rusty sword With a ruby in the handle You thought you needed A warm blue egg Because you traded your left shoe The man at the bazaar with the shining tooth One eye green and one eye blue Rear my palm for a single lock Of your dark red hair A ripped up pack of playing cards Missing the jack of clubs and joker Tattered torn biology book With someone's name in it Told me everything about you For the price of a boot lace A bag of wool for a motel room We slept like stones And all was fine