Stares down the worst nightmare Frustrates your favorite reality show Cannot be contained by a wall Is a blend of church and state Contains 50 years of Star Trek Drives on the right side of the road Rarely says “Hold on, slow down!” Is no longer gender-specific Sometimes prays en español Allows girls to play football Can be painted, sung or rhymed Was born in the days of Hamilton Celebrates the strong and the weak Exists as a circle inside a triangle Hears a whisper in the dark Often survives the winter alone Recycles its creation with glee Worships a blue-eyed God or none Wrestles its problems in private Respects its gray-haired flag Avoids front page truth Imagines a rainbow during a storm Invites a homeless woman to dinner Permits free speech as protest Welcomes immigrants from Syria May be terminally happy Calls the zoo a favorite place Hums the sound of crickets at night Put the words in Whitman’s mouth