There was once a fuzzy bunny.
And wow he liked to ****.
But just as life would have it.
He was **** outta luck.

So the fuzzy bunny away he did go.
To try and bust a nut.
He hopped down to the deli.
Where he hoped to find a ****.

Awkward was the fuzzy bunny.
For he wasn't well endowed.
He talked to many ladies.
Though none of them he plowed.

Then the fuzzy bunny he just went dark.
Depression took its toll.
He would snort pancake mix.
Smoking whatever he could roll.

Well things they just don't end well.
The fuzzy bunny took his life.
Things escalated quickly.
When fuzzy couldn't find a wife.