There is the teddy bear
You got me with my tulips
For not calling at the time you said you would
Holding a thoroughly highlighted
Copy of the Bible in Greek
As we were planning to go someday
To translate and make me believe
There's some sand from
Long Beach and my birthday
In a bottle
And there's the Tiffany box
I found in the closet
That holds your grandmother's ring
I didn't know you were going
To give it to me