You have rendered us lazy in
the eyes of all who know you
Our legs have become useless
with the couch potato effect
sinking into our conscience
Alas we recall the times of old
when pushing buttons was
far to difficult, now the simple
capability to speak into the
REMOTE which can control
all commands from A to Z
Yes... I use you as if there
were no other alternative
and the crown jewel of
the REMOTE'S mystique
to turn off the television
without delay...
dead triple A batteries.