Cheap like tracing paper but it traces upon my derrière,
like its making a meaning.
like sandpaper kisses it doesn't feel soft its meant as deterrent
that this was meant for children in a classroom to copy
the warning that were penned beneath.

DON'T BE SO CHEAP,

It needs care, softness like kisses that leave your
posterior well cared for. Not paper cut slaps from
that tracing paper toilet roll, put it in the trash.