If Stephen King was black Obama would not be president Segregation would exist all over again OJ would have gotten guilty without a trial Except the black part would be technologically advanced cars that navigate themselves Sonic energy distribution portable wings the Rockateer would also therefore be black Disney Land would be scary and real Darwin would have been black Go go Gadget’s engineer would be black Malcolm X would have been mixed race Carl Sagan ran the blackest gang in Oakland If Stephen King was black Therefore Stephen Hawkings is black too Einstein invented Compton in ten minutes On a coffee break The bees Einstein was referring to are the African Killa bees And Einstein was the father of Wu tang Stephen Hawkings hangs out with Mike Tyson and Alicia Keys The Black Panthers like every other morning in the blackest house Washington DC Made me eggs benedict with fresh eggs and ham Dr Seuss is therefore black by association Aunt Jemima would run the FDA and tap maples trees in the Berkshires But she is white now America would turn a blind eye and play more volley ball and in us God would trust