I am a machine How 'bout that I ought to run lean But I am not clean
Ran over a cat Made quite an impression My passenger spat: "That feline is flat"
Intake, compression Ignition, exhaust Here's my confession (Oh what an obsession)
And what is the cost For sweet release? For toxins tossed? Redeem what is lost
I ****, squeeze, Bang, blow... Forget to say please, Run hot with ease
My fluids are low I'm 'bout to run dry A gasket might go And oil won't flow
Oh why even try This machine is obscene My insides will fry And soon I will die
Just playing with rhyme scheme ABAA BCBB CDCC ...xAxx
"**** squeeze bang blow" is how you remember the four stages of an automobile engine... Intake (****), Compression (squeeze), Ignition (bang), Exhaust (blow). I always loved that. The fact that it sounds **** really helps you remember. :)